Anyone who has ever worked in customer service industry knows that people make requests so disgustingly insane, they’re actually quite funny. The Standard Hotel has found a way to turn these lemons into lemonade, by using them in their 2014 staff calendar.

The calendar compiles 12 of the hotel’s most outrageous guest letters, comments, and special requests from 2013, and hilariously recreates them. Flipping through, you’ll find photos based on such ridiculous comments as “My girlfriend and I spent lots of money at the bar and on room service. Any compensation would be greatly appreciated.”

Now available at The Standard Hotels webstore.

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The Standard 2014 Calendar