Not my Dad, not your Dad..someone else’s Dad..>
“I’m sitting in one of those TGI Friday’s places, and everyone looks like they want to shove a shotgun in their mouth.”
“Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking.”
“You sure do like to tailgate people… Right, because it’s real important you show up to the nothing you have to do on time.”
“I need to change clothes? Wow. That’s big talk coming from someone who looks like they robbed a Mervyn’s.”
“Son, people will always try and fuck you.
Don’t waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down.”
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