10 Instagram Accounts That Your Girlfriend Will Judge You For Following
@earlboykins // You know @TheFatJewish? Well, this is a similar collection of completely inappropriate comedic images.
@porteavie // Sexuality.
@starwars // Unless your girlfriend is a Star Wars fanatic herself, you’re not going to get too many sexy points from having the official SW Instagram account in your follow list.
@van_styles // The only thing photographer Van Styles shoots is women wearing next to nothing
@splurt // More inappropriate, female-unapproved comedy.
@ditavonteese // Following models on Instagram is one thing, following models who have a very dark, occasionally terrifying sexuality, is another.
@fuckusluts // Yeah, the name is pretty much enough to offend your girlfriend, but the images too (which follow the adventures of Relax Rekords) are all about blazing weed, and generally doing the debaucherous things that most girlfriends don’t so much like to see their man fantasizing about.
@fuckjerry // Again with the offensive names, just click through the collection of upsetting Internet absurdity that Mr. Jerry posts and you’ll understand why it’s on this list.
@indahclothing // Indah Clothing is a women’s bathing suit company, whose Instagram is quite easy on the eyes. Following a women’s clothing line on Insta, for the pictures they post of women wearing their products, is kind of creepy
@terryrichardsonstudio // He’s a creepy, model extorting, pseudo-porn photographer who trades photoshoots for sex. Your girlfriend knows this, even if you just know him as a guy who shoots sexed-up photos of famous actresses.
Bonus: inappropriate-instagram.tumblr.com // If you follow anyone whose picture ends up on this Tumblr, you’re probably doing something wrong (at least according to the GF).
Instagram is a dangerous place for relationships, what with all the on-the-down-low DMs and flirting in comments. And if you’re otherwise spoken for, there’s a long list of Instagram accounts that your girlfriend will judge you for following. We’ve picked out 10. Some are sexual, some are inappropriately comedic, some are just super turnt, but if you follow any of them (actually if you just have a girlfriend at all), you should make sure to keep your phone locked.
Click through the gallery above, then make sure to unfollow/go ahead and follow the accounts below.
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