Instagram is a dangerous place for relationships, what with all the on-the-down-low DMs and flirting in comments. And if you’re otherwise spoken for, there’s a long list of Instagram accounts that your girlfriend will judge you for following. We’ve picked out 10. Some are sexual, some are inappropriately comedic, some are just super turnt, but if you follow any of them (actually if you just have a girlfriend at all), you should make sure to keep your phone locked.

Click through the gallery above, then make sure to unfollow/go ahead and follow the accounts below.

@earlboykins

@porteavie

@starwars

@van_styles

@splurt

@ditavonteese

@fuckusluts

@fuckjerry

@indahclothing

@terryrichardsonstudio

Bonus: inappropriate-instagram.tumblr.com

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