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Tinder is now the go-to “dating” app for dudes with downtime looking to either text weird things to a girl they’ve never met, or just to judge a few women off their looks. There’s no actual dating.

You know what else there is? Terribly dressed men. Not like sort-of-terrible, upsettingly terrible.

Here are the 16 worst.

 The Hugh Hefner In Red

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No. Just no.

The Justin Timberlake In 2002

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There’s a reason JT changed up his style

The Braless Man

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It only works for girls #nipples.

The Bear Sweater

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Whichever frat brother was supposed to be making sure there was no visual evidence from the Animals Of The World party clearly did a terrible job.

The 4-Guys-4-Terrible-Tee-Shirts

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It’s one of those classic Which Person In The Picture Is The Actual Tinder user. But it doesn’t matter cause all four of these guys get the big Left Swipe.

The Windsor Knot + Matching Pocket Square

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You’re the VP of being a douche canoe.

The Accessorizer

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A plunger stethoscope is never a good accessory choice.

The Matching Tie Shirt Combo

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There are many reasons to hate white people. This is one of them.

The “Let Yourself Go”

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It starts with the hat, then continues to the shirt, the belly, the cigarette, the booze. What woman is going to swipe right?

The Sweater Vest

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Sax? Yes. Everything else? No.

The “We’re Going Fishing Bro”

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Just me and my rod, man. And my fire design board shorts. And my upturned snapback.

The RiFF RaFF Wedding

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What woman married a man with this groomsman?

The Old-Timey Bar Tender

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He’s serving himself a nice Old Fashioned with a side of loneliness.

The #Plurnt All-Star

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You really narrow down your possible matches to Diplo groupies and drugged-up tweens when you make this your Tinder picture.

The Sexed-Up Hipster

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There’s a reason no one has ever used said, “That dude really is a sexed-up hipster”.

The Drunk Mismatcher

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Yo may be completely black out drunk, but you have to know pale orange doesn’t go with neon yellow doesn’t go with cranberry… doesn’t go with green, purple, blue, or red.

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