5 Ways To Get Limited-Edition Releases Without Waiting In A Long-A** Line
Hire a hobo // They don’t have much to do and they’re time isn’t too valuable. It shouldn’t cost you more than $20 bucks to find one that’ll hold your place in line, maybe even just do the whole transaction for you. Just beware he doesn’t cut and run with the cash.
Rob someone coming out of the store // This is a little dicier seeing as robbery is illegal. Also, there’s no way of knowing whether the kid who just left with that Supreme bag got the item you really want. But roll the dice; you like to live dangerously.
Bribe the bouncer // Since seemingly ever streetwear release needs some form of crowd control these days, there’s always the bouncer guy hanging at the door. There’s no way he’s making good money with that job. Walk right up to him, look him in the eye, and bribe him. The only problem, how much will get the job done?
Rush the release // There’s nothing more fun than a stampede. The more the merrier, just make sure there’s enough product to satisfier your whole gang, otherwise you’ll turn to infighting once you’re inside the store.
Be Invisible // If you can find some way to make yourself un-see-able, the world is your playground. Boosting a set of limited-edition products from a store will be a piece of cake and you can move on to more fun uses of your invisibility, like tripping people and watching them be super confused.
Picture this: Supreme is set to release a limited-edition leather eyepatch and, though that sounds like an insane product idea, you find yourself wanting — needing — to get your hands on it anyway.
There’s one problem though, everyone else in the world wants one too and they’re ready to stand in line for days — weeks? — to buy them. You have things to do, and even if you didn’t, standing in line outside a store with a million people sounds like your worst nightmare. So, how do you get your limited-edition leather eyepatch?
The gallery above will give you 5 tips on how to do it without just standing in line.
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