A beautiful woman is one thing — but a beautiful woman with a sense of humor: that’s wifey material. And young model Naressa Valdez, who Instagrams under the handle @pizzapizza_nisa, seems to be the perfect package of both beauty and whimsy. Basically we’re trying to say we have a huge crush on her and would pay any price … ANY PRICE just to share a slice of pizza with her.

Is that too much? Nope.

So, to help you get through you Monday, we’ve dedicated this week’s SlamXXX to Ms. Valdez and her pizza-loving ways. Click through the gallery above then follow her on Instagram.

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