It’s basically impossible to know what’s real on the Internet these days. Earlier this week, the Daily Star reported that Kanye was buying 10 European franchises for Kim Kardashian as a wedding present, which seemed like an obvious troll: why would Kanye West, one of the most absurd people in the world, forgo giving his bride-to-be something flashy and opt for the gift of a reliable, fast food-based income stream instead?
Now, NME has reported that Burger King has denied these reports:
In a statement issued to NME, a Burger King Spokesperson said: Burger King Corp. is familiar with the recent news stories regarding Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. We are unaware of any purchase of BURGER KING® restaurants made by either Mr. West or Ms. Kardashian, but we’re available to cater the wedding!
What do you believe? What is there to believe? We have no idea. We can only say that the Internet is a wild, confusing place.