The Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival is f*cking huge. It features about a million bands all spread across a million stages each separated by a million stages. It also features a whole series of sub-festivals like SuperJam and The Bluegrass Situation SuperJam … just to make it more complicated.

But now, the Bonnaroo powers-that-be have added a whole new sub-festival to the lineup. We’re not 100% familiar with the bands, but they seem to be mostly from the Seattle-area, perform emo hipster-hop and have outlandish, absurd and simply silly names.

You’ll be as confused as us when you look at the sub-festival flyer below.

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