In Part 1 of our Rich Guys Who Can’t Dress Series, we give you Eminem, a man who’s worth $160 million but can’t seem to figure out how to stop dressing like he shops at a Wal-Mart.

Part of the problem is clearly apathy. Eminem doesn’t care how he looks; he came up in an era of rap before Kanye West, A$AP Rocky, 2 Chainz when MCs didn’t have to be dressed well. Part of it is that Eminem seems very much like a mad scientist, an artist who only cares about writing and recording raps, and doesn’t have time to basic human tasks like putting together coherent outfits.

But either way, there comes a point when you’ve made such an ungodly amount of money from selling music to young white men that you just need to hire a stylist, at least to help you out during public appearances.

Click through the gallery above, it’ll make you shudder with disbelief.

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