Rich Guys Who Can’t Dress: Eminem Is Worth $160 Million And Dresses Like He Shops At Wal-Mart

In Part 1 of our Rich Guys Who Can’t Dress Series, we give you Eminem, a man who’s worth $160 million but can’t seem to figure out how to stop dressing like he shops at a Wal-Mart.

Part of the problem is clearly apathy. Eminem doesn’t care how he looks; he came up in an era of rap before Kanye West, A$AP Rocky, 2 Chainz when MCs didn’t have to be dressed well. Part of it is that Eminem seems very much like a mad scientist, an artist who only cares about writing and recording raps, and doesn’t have time to basic human tasks like putting together coherent outfits.

But either way, there comes a point when you’ve made such an ungodly amount of money from selling music to young white men that you just need to hire a stylist, at least to help you out during public appearances.

Click through the gallery above, it’ll make you shudder with disbelief.


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One Response

  1. hypebeastsnotgoodatanything

    I’d rather be the master of my craft (Em or Steve Jobs) and have my style compensate for it. Rather than have swag, class or style and be run of the mill at your profession.