In part three of our Rich Guys Who Can’t Dress series, we wrote about how Russell Brand dresses like he’s homeless, but still manages to get the hottest, richest, most talented women to sleep with him.

For part four, we give you Nick Cage, a man who’s choice in dress is as upsetting as the memes involving his facial expressions. Now, the story of Nick Cage’s net worth is almost as interesting and confusing as his sartorial failures. At one point, he was making $40 million-a-year starring in blockbusters like Gone In 60 SecondsCon Air and National Treasure, but after an epic spending spree between 2000 and 2007, he actually owed the IRS $13 million.

Now, he’s back to a balance of between $18 and 38 million. The constant through this whole story? His terrible personal style. If you need proof, just take a look at the gallery above. Nick Cage’s clothing is terrifying.

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