If Saint Laurent ever produced a porno, it probably wouldn’t look that different from their Paris 2014 Purple video.

Basically, the short film is just beautiful people doing softcore sex stuff to one another, but all in black-and-white so you know it’s artsy and not trashy. There’s also a lot of billowing cigarette smoke, and a seemingly random bisexual storyline for some reason.

Is it elegant? Sure. Is it a bad idea to watch it with your grandmother? Definitely, unless she’s French and cool about this kind of stuff. At the very least, it’s beautifully shot.

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Saint Laurent Paris 2014 Purple Video