The writers and editors at SlamXHype spend their whole lives on the Internet, grinding their keyboards into dust as they scour the vast reaches the digified world to find the coolest shit around.

Some of that stuff finds it’s way onto SlamXHype’s website, others come straight here in form of SlamXWeekly, a curated set of links to the best and most awesome stuff that the interwebs has to offer.

SlamXWeekly hits every Friday, so check out the round up below then, then check back next week for more.

Monday

The week started with St. Patty’s Day, so Instagram was flooded with the worst Irish-themed selfies imaginable. Here were the embarrassing highlight from the #StPattysDay hashtag.

SXSW wrapped up it’s terrible, corporate-branded awfulness. We, happily, weren’t there. Here’s the 8 moments we’re glad we missed.

SlamXSounds: Also, seemingly every indie band that performed at SXSW — it was over 2,000 — had the most absurd names (like Desert Noise and Perfect Pussy), this infographic explains them all… with clipart.

Tuesday

Supreme‘s new skate video, Cherry, was a big deal. Watch it and its accompanying BTS video.

Here’s a history of mismanaged cleavage… it’s a must-read.

Wednesday

Apparently, selfies may be behind an outbreak of head lice among teen girls, which is gloriously awesome. Fox News has the, maybe fake, story.

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Terry Richardson photographed the one, the only Deepak Chopra and it was an adventure in weirdness.

The Fat Jew interviewed Kunle Martins in Sochi Russia about important things like Vladimir Putin’s sex life, the and whether or not being well dressed will help you survive to apocalypse.

Thursday

Basically, every streetwear and high-end fashion label uses the same fonts. Here’s part II of our investigation into their font designs.

Tech Stuff: Check out 10 iPhone accessories that’ll transform your smartphone into something other than a smartphone.

Friday

Kanye News: Here’s 5 looks for Kanye West to rock while he attends anger management for beating up that Paparazzo.

Here are photographs of terrifying homemade weapons from Ukraine (which is now part of Russia, if you haven’t been paying attention).

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