The writers and editors at SlamXHype spend their whole lives on the Internet, grinding their keyboards into dust as they scour the vast reaches the digified world to find the coolest shit around.

Some of that stuff finds it’s way onto SlamXHype’s website, others come straight here in form of SlamXWeekly, a curated set of links to the best and most awesome stuff that the interwebs has to offer.

SlamXWeekly hits every Friday, so check out the round up below then, then check back next week for more.

Monday

There’s a million sunglasses being sold on eBay. Here are the 10 most expensive ones i.e. the most hilariously sketchy ones i.e. the ones that you should buy. And here are 8 killer ones that you actually should buy.

SlamXStyle: Please don’t wear these 5 bathing suits, because if you do, you’re going to look like a knockoff version of these already-terrible movie characters.

Tuesday

Kanye News: 9-month-old model North West issued a statement about the Vogue spread that she was featured in alongside her parents. Read it here.

Kanye is also reportedly giving Kim a set of 10 Burger King franchises in Europe as a wedding gift because there’s no more reliable an income stream than fast food. What a sensible move from one of the most non-sensible people in the world. Here’s 5 wedding gifts for Kanye to give Kim that are even more hilariously sensible.

Wednesday

The first trailer for Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles reboot finally arrived. Obviously, things blow up.

Wednesday was Air Max Day, celebrate with 10 hand-drawn illustrations of your favorite Air Maxs done by our in-house design guy. Then check out the first commercial that Wieden + Kennedy did for Nike back in 1982.

Pharrell was featured on the cover of the newest GQ, here’s what he was actually saying with the outfits he wore for the cover spread.

Thursday

The Fat Jew discovered that Ed Hardy has been sending its old merchandise to Africa… the pictures are as horrifying as you’d imagine.

Some women are famous for their acting, some for their comedy, some for being kick-ass business ladies. Some, however, are famous for their over-sized butts. Here’s a detailed history of 9 such women.

Friday

Waiting in line for limited-editon releases blows. Here’s 5 ways you can get your limited-edition gear without having to rub shoulders with a million 13-year-olds.

What would your favorite rappers look like as 8-Bit characters? Find out with this gallery.

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