The writers and editors at SlamXHype spend their whole lives on the Internet, grinding their keyboards into dust as they scour the vast reaches the digified world to find the coolest shit around.

Some of that stuff finds it’s way onto SlamXHype’s website, others come straight here in form of SlamXWeekly, a curated set of links to the best and most awesome stuff that the interwebs has to offer.

SlamXWeekly hits every Friday, so check out the round up below then, then check back next week for more.

Monday

If you turned to Kanye and said, “Listen Kanye, you can’t be a rapper anymore.” What job do you think he’d try instead? Oliver Cane explains “What Jobs Would Rappers Do If They Weren’t Rappers“.

Jimmy Fallon took over duties as the host of The Tonight Show and his first episode crushed in the ratings, Billboard gives you a Minute-By-Minute Live Taping Review.

You may not always visit jungle gyms, but when you do, make sure it’s this onethe biggest inflatable ropes course ever.

Tuesday

When Sports Illustrated‘s video of Kate Upton’s boobs in space hit the Internet, mankind lost its collective mind. Now, rumor has it she’s being cast for Gravity 2. Not really, but she should be.

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Thanks to Kanye and his Nike Air Yeezy 2s, every shoe is red now. EVERY SHOE IS RED NOW.

Wednesday

Kanye Update: Apparently, Kanye has talked Bret Easton Ellis, the novelist and screenwriter behind American Psycho and The Rules of Attraction, into adapting Yeezus into a movie… seriously.

If you’d like to know what event at SXSW is going to be the worst, it’s this one.

Here’s the history of Fashion Show nudity. Spoiler: there’s a Boob Dress and a lot of boobs popping out of dresses.

Thursday

Remember when 2Pac got his start in music as a male stripper? No, then stay blissfully ignorant and DON’T CLICK ON THIS LINK.

Some enterprising young human converted Street Fighter into Sesame Street-themed spelling/fighting game and it’s insane.

Friday

Fat Jew has started a petition to prevent Ralph Lauren is filling his new catalogues with white male models with dreadlocks. Fat Jew has started a petition to stop him. Support his cause.

Mashable explains the awesomeness behind the Interwebs’ newest meme: All Business Baby.

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