EVERYONE IS HUNG OVER. It’s unclear why in 2014, with the spectacular ordeal of over-consumption that the Super Bowl has become, the Monday afterwards isn’t a national holiday. But it’s not, and thus you’re sitting in your office somewhere sweating buckets thanks to the million beers and chicken wings you filled your body with yesterday.
This Monday, it’s Alyssa Miller, an L.A. model who’s crushed spreads for Sports Illustrated‘s Swimsuit Issue, Victoria’s Secret, and more. She’s so phenomenally good-looking that she’ll make all your meat sweats melt away #gross(?).