We’ve already written articles about two seemingly contradictory life facts. Soccer players dress like dicks, and they have the hottest girlfriends. But through the course of our research for those two articles, another life fact became abundantly clear; professional soccer players also have absolutely absurd grooming habits.

We have no idea why that is (it might be because soccer players can make a ton of money from developing a unique personal brand, and part of that brand in soccer is their hairstyle — it might just be that soccer players are crazy). But it’s a reality. So we’ve put together a gallery of 20 crazy moments in soccer player grooming history.

Click through it.

RELATED: PROFESSIONAL SOCCER PLAYERS DRESS LIKE DICKS. HERE’S PROOF.