At one point in time, this was the face of one of hip hop’s most successful producers. Scott Storch made more money in the ’00’s from producing radio hits for Beyoncé, 50 Cent, T.I. than most of us hope to make in a lifetime.
The amount of Internet ink spilled over the exploits of Scott Storch (his ability to amass a wild fortune, his Floridian mansion, his collection of cars, his drug consumption, his ability to lose a wild fortune) makes us nauseous; he’s basically a coke addict that somehow figured out what keys to press on a keyboard to sell records.
But the only story about Mr. Storch that really matters is how this Gollum lookalike got to date some of the hottest female celebrities in the game. It probably helps that he was worth $70 million and blew through $30 million in less than 6 months, but still, the world is a messed up place.
Whether he actually got to have sex with them or not will always be unclear, but we suspect that he did.
Click through the gallery above to see some of Storch’s ladies. The list is shocking. #NeverForget.