It’s unclear whether the Daily Star is trolling us with its report that Kanye is buying Kim 10 Burger King franchises as a wedding present. But if it’s true, it’s an absurdly sensible move from the two least sensible people on the planet.
Perhaps Kanye is turning over a new leaf and, now that he has a kid, is done spending his Yeezus money on things like Military-style hummers and diamond-encrusted dental work and instead is investing in things that will give his family a steady income and secure his family’s future. Probably not, but stranger things have happened.
If Kanye is actually looking for reliable investments, then here are 5 wedding gifts even more hilariously sensible than Burger King franchises. Click through the gallery.