Hypebeasts are illusive creatures. Besides the streets of SoHo New York and the lines outside of exclusive sales, it’s unclear where they congregate.
One thing is for sure though: there are a ton of places they, their narcissistic personalities, and their elaborately, expensively, and impractically constructed outfits cannot go. Here are 10.
No hypebeast waited in line for exclusive gear just to risk it around buffalo wings.
No shirt, no shoes, no service? More like, the shirt and shoes you’re wearing preclude you from service in any place with tablecloths.
Dirt? Flowers? Fresh air? Gross.
You may dress like you know how to rivet steel, but no one’s every built a house in a $200 Carhartt WIP jacket.
Unless it’s for a job at Starbucks.
Through Airport Security
An accessorizor can never get all the metal off his person and out of his pockets.
To Meet The Parents
No one wants their daughter to be with a dude in drop-crotch sweatpants.
Leather + Sweat = A Nightmare.
Hypebeast Commandment #1: Though shalt never purchase anything at Wal-Mart, unless it be some sort of video game.