adidas has joined forces with Primitive to create the “Stan-Smithiest” Stan Smiths ever made. Featuring an all red upper atop a vulcanized white midsole, these new kicks proudly sport their mustachioed namesake on the tongue. (Apparently Sam Smith looked like a porn star version of Edgar Allen Poe.) See them for yourself in the gallery above.

They’re available now so click here to get yours.

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