10 Father’s Day Gifts That Your Pops Won’t Understand
KTZ Black Tattoo Toweling Oversized Cap // We don’t understand why this hat is so big, so your dad certainly won’t.
visvim FBT Oppian JP // Your pops won’t understand why these shoe/sneakers have such wild frills, nor will he understand their price tag.
Fear Of God Drawstring Kilt // In your father’s mind, kilts are what Mel Gibson wore in Braveheart; unless he’s Scottish, in which case they're what he wears to special occasions and gets hammered in. But, either way, they’re certainly not something to just throw on before heading out for your normal day.
Vitaly Terra X Stainless Steel Rose Gold Two Finger Ring // “I thought brass knuckles were illegal”. That’s what your dad will say when he unwraps this gift.
Nike F.C.Real Bristol Sweat Pants // These are simply seizure-inducing, no matter your age.
Kanye West’s Yeezus CD // From the uber-sexual lyrics to the screeching industrial beats, there’s nothing about Kanye’s opus that your father will understand.
Buscemi Leather Skateboards // Even if your father skateboards himself, it’s doubtful he’ll understand why in the world $595 “deerskin leather wrapped" decks exist.
Moschino Comic Swim Brief // Getting your dad underwear for Father’s Day is awkward enough in the first place. Getting him these is just absurd.
Mark McNairy X Cam’ron Capes // He a) won’t know who this is, and b) won’t understand why he’s wearing a throw blanket out of the house, much less paired with a suit.
Pharrell X Moncler Lunettes // “But I’m not a welder”. That’s what your dad will say if he unwraps these.
Father’s Day is this Sunday and that means you’ll be having to pick up something gift-y for your pops between now and then (after all, he was the person who taught you about the birds and the bees, paid for your college education, and bailed you out of jail that one time). But, unfortunately this article won’t help you find something good for him…
Odds are your dad doesn’t understand your clothing obsession to begin with, but the gallery above is filled with 10 exceptionally absurd Father’s Day gifts, that the guy who gave you have his genes simply won’t understand.
Click through it, then if you really think it’s a good idea, pull the trigger on a purchase below.
KTZ Black Tattoo Toweling Oversized Cap
visvim FBT Oppian JP
Fear Of God Drawstring Kilt
Vitaly Terra X Stainless Steel Rose Gold Two Finger Ring
Nike F.C.Real Bristol Sweat Pants
Kanye West’s Yeezus CD
Buscemi Leather Skateboards
Moschino Comic Swim Briefs
Mark McNairy X Cam’ron Capes
Pharrell X Moncler Lunettes
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