Watching the Han Kjobenhavn video lookbook for the Danish label’s Fall/Winter 2014 is like watching The Dark Knight Rises mashed up with 1940s news reel of the Nazis.

The short film was shot during the imprint’s Copenhagen Fashion Week show at the National Museum of Denmark and finds the most brolick of gentlemen pulling their better-dressed partners across the stage on minibicicles.

It’s a) the newest weirdest fashion show ever, b) transfixing, and c) depending on how weird you are, will make you either never want to visit Denmark or jump on the next flight.

For more from Han Kjøbenhavn, visit their website.

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