Are you a Kentucky Area high-schooler who really doesn’t want to get laid this prom season? Well, you’re in luck because, thanks to local florist Nanz and Kraft, you can give your date a corsage made of KFC. Seriously, the company is selling kits that will allow people to make corsages out of a fingerlickin’ drumstick. (Unfortunately, you have to supply your own chicken.) If this is something that interests you, click here, and while your at it, please reevaluate your life decisions.

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