No, you’re not on ‘shrooms. That crazy thing you see up there is the Nike Air Footscape Woven Chukka QS “Year of the Horse”, and it’s an actual shoe that you can actually buy. Featuring a glossy purple upper, accented with woven, yellow paneling, this new shoe, which was designed in honor of the Chinese zodiac calendar, is unlike anything we’ve ever seen.

Get it here, now.

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Nike Air Footscape Woven Chukka QS “Year of the Horse”