SlamXStyle: You’re Taking A Woman On A Third Date, Here’s The Outfit To Wear So You’ll Get Laid
Black Lambskin Leather Vest From Public School // Then, offset your overcoat with a racy, downtown piece from a brand that says “I know what’s up”, Public School.
Villain Crew in Grey From John Elliott + Co // You never know what a third date will entail (dancing, shot taking, running from the police, we don’t know what you’re into), stay mobile and action ready with a light crew neck.
Staid Pleated Trousers From A.P.C. // There are two schools of thought when it comes to pants to wear on a date: 1. Like PARTYNEXTDOOR said in “Break From Toronto”, “Tight jeans on so she feels my shit” or 2. Like The Hombres said in “Let It All Hang Out”, “Let it all hang out”. Our suggestion: take the middle road and go elegant with a pair of trousers from A.P.C., remember that they don’t just make jeans.
High-Shine Leather Boots From Red Wing Shoes // Keep the elegant going with a pair Red Wings. They look like patent leather but are actually based on a comfortable design first developed for postmen of all people. They’ll keep you going deep into your date.
Underwear // This is a very important choice, it’s going to set the mood for the whole experience. Too conservative and she’ll be turned off. Too racy and she’ll think you moonlight as a gigolo. We can’t pick your underwear for you (cause that’s weird), but we have faith in you. You’ll make the right choice.
So, you’ve met a nice young woman and are all set to go on your third date together.
The first one went well: you brought her to a not-too-scummy bar, bought her drinks, told her a funny joke. The second went well too: you found some nice restaurant, bought her dinner, even dessert, walked her to her door, French kissed her.
But now it’s the third date, and if you’re like most American men, this is the date where you go for the close. Unfortunately, we can’t tell you how to close (what to say to get her back into your apartment, what to say to get her on your couch, when to lean in for the kill), but we can tell you what to wear to help you make your sexual dreams a reality.
So, for this edition of SlamXStyle, a curated outfit tailored for timely events, we do just that: here’s what to wear on your third date. Click through the gallery above, then shop the links below.
Shop Public School via SSENSE
Ship John Elliot + Co
Shop Red Wing Shoes via Mr. Porter
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