Ducks fly south for winter, but thanks to wings + horns, all you have to do is pick up one of their Fishtail — “Ducktail” Parkas. The water resistant, wind-proof, breathable polyester/nylon coat has the thermo-efficiencies of an Arctic bird, but with elegant and bulk-free construction + torso-elongating ducktail design.

There’s also a detachable velcro hood, 2-way zipper and storm flap pockets, and leather anchored drawstring adjustors around the coat’s the waist and bottom hem.

Get this. Being cold is the worst.

The military olive coat runs for $575 at Canadian retail HAVEN’s webstore.

RELATED: CHECK OUT HAVEN’S FALL/WINTER 2013 LOOKBOOK