Face it, you’re not badass like your grandfather, and would never have the courage to fight in a war, because we’re pretty much all pussies in 2014. So the Vans X Beauty & Youth Digi Camo Pack is probably as close as you’re ever going to get to defending American freedom, featuring a pixelated camouflage pattern and made from ripstop canvas.

Get them here in the upcoming weeks.

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