Well this is just about the creepiest thing ever to exist.

In a possible attempt to scare a bunch of drunk college girls to death, Wellesley College has installed an uncannily realistic sculpture of sleepwalking man, dressed in nothing but a pair of tighty whities. Students are upset about the statue, which is understandable given that it perpetually looks like it’s about to commit a sex crime.

If you want your skin to crawl, flip through the gallery above.

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