Remember that scene in Dave Chappelle’s fake MTV Cribs skit where he busts out the dinosaur egg to make the most balling’-est omelet ever? Well, these things are like the pocket knife version of that.

Santa Fe Stoneworks has hand-crafted 150-year-old Brontosaurus fossils preserved since the Mesozoic era in the mud of northwest New Mexico into a set of handles. Said handles are then outfitted with the company’s award winning “sanmai damascus” blades which are constructed with 16 layers of high-carbon stainless steel on each side.

Just in case dinosaur isn’t really your ‘ish though, there are handles made of wooly mammoth teeth as well.

Huckleberry has them here.

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[via HiConsumption]

These Are Dinosaur Bone Knives (Yup, You Can Buy Them)