You Can A Lot About A Person By Their Hat. Here’s What Your Choice In Headwear Says About You.
The Beanie // Depending when and how you wear it, you’re either someone trying to protect themselves against a winter chill, a 14-year-old skateboarder or an asshole screenwriter from LA.
The Bent-Brimmed Cap // Some WASP from New England who’s idea of a vacation is brining his pure-bred Black Lab for a walk through Fall leaves.
The Cowboy Hat // Someone who drinks Lone Star beer.
The Pompom Beanie // Someone who doesn’t mind never getting laid
The Fedora // Someone who’s favorite movie is The Godfather
The Flat-Brim Cap // Someone who supports underground rap
The Panama Hat // Someone who fantasizes about owning a sugarcane plantation in Cuba
The Trapper Hat // A Canadian who roamed the wilderness of the Louisiana Purchase before it became part of America (if you don’t understand that, look it up)
The Tweet Cap // An Ivy League student from the 1920s
The Whatever This Is // A Lance Armstrong-wanna-be.
The Pharrell Hat // Someone who wants to look like Pharrell aka The Arby’s Logo aka Smokey The Bear aka A Mountie aka a Berenstain Bear or any of the other million memes that his hat has spawned
Like most of your style choices, the type of hat you choose to wear says something about you. In fact, hats can be the most telling, and make it easy to identify a tough guy, a douchebag, or a cool guy. So choose carefully. If you’re unclear about the message that various hats send out, read this list immediately.
The Bent-Brimmed Cap
The Cowboy Hat
The Pompom Beanie
The Flat-Brim Cap
The Panama Hat
The Trapper Hat
The Tweet Cap
The Whatever This Is
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What Your Choice In Hats Says About You